Figures. I’m stuck behind a living, fucking doll. The line for latte’s this morning is long so I fill my time by ogling her. She’s...

STILL IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETE SO DON'T JUDGE. I swear every guy I see with a mustache is a swinger. Or a fan of...

Welcome to my blog where I make-up stories about random people, from random coffee shops, behind their backs, but right in front of them....